Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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