Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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