I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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