I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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