I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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