obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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