WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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