And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
