id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
