it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
smell my finger.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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