I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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