I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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