Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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