were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm having to shit out rocks
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