People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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