we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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