He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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