I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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