that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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