it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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