coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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