He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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