Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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