dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
