so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I cut my penus on the lid.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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