Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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