The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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