Small penises have feelings too.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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