Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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