he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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