I think my vagina is haunted
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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