I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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