Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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