Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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