You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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