I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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