My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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