What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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