i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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