So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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