So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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