i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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