I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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