The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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