Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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