He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
