Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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