hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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