I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just threw up on my dentist
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
