Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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